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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friends are our chosen family.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.