शुभ दिवाली पर हर ओर फैले उल्लास, मन में जागे आशा का मधुर विश्वास। सत्य की विजय का यह पावन पर्व, भर दे जीवन में सुख-समृद्धि का वैभव।
Funny Quotes / Friends
Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!
Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.
A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.
God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.
A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.
A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.
Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.
Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।
दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।
We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.
Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.
सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.