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शुभ दिवाली पर हर ओर फैले आनंद, मन में जागे प्रेम और सद्भाव का छंद। दिव्य आशीषों से भरा हो आपका हर पल, समृद्धि, शांति और खुशियों का निर्मल जल।

Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friends are our chosen family.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A true friend stabs you in the front.