Funny Quotes / Friends

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.