Funny Quotes / Friends

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

All the best people are crazy.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Happiness is having crazy friends.