Funny Quotes / Friends

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Friends are our chosen family.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.