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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।