Funny Quotes / Friends

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A true friend stabs you in the front.