Funny Quotes / Friends

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Happiness is having crazy friends.