Funny Quotes / Friends

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friendship is the key to everything

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.