Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।