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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friendship is the key to everything

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।