Funny Quotes / Friends

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

All the best people are crazy.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।