Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.