Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is being equally annoying.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friends are our chosen family.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।