Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friendship is the key to everything

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.