Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friends are our chosen family.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.