Funny Quotes / Friends

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friendship is the key to everything

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.