Funny Quotes / Friends

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

All the best people are crazy.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!