Funny Quotes / Friends

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।