Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।