Funny Quotes / Friends

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.