Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.