Funny Quotes / Friends

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।