Funny Quotes / Friends

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Our craziness made us best friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.