Funny Quotes / Friends

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Friendship is the key to everything

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.