Funny Quotes / Friends

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.