Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

All the best people are crazy.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.