Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is the key to everything

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.