Funny Quotes / Friends

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।