Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!