Funny Quotes / Friends

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

All the best people are crazy.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!