Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friends are our chosen family.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.