Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।