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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

All the best people are crazy.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friendship is the key to everything

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.