Funny Quotes / Friends

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.