Funny Quotes / Friends

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

All the best people are crazy.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.