Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship is the key to everything

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।