Funny Quotes / Friends

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।