Funny Quotes / Friends

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.