Funny Quotes / Friends

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.