Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is the key to everything

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.