Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।