Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Friends are our chosen family.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.