Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।