Funny Quotes / Friends

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.