Funny Quotes / Friends

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

All the best people are crazy.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.