Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.