Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.