Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is being equally annoying.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friendship is the key to everything

All the best people are crazy.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.